Don’t Leave the Room Anymore

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A political farce in 5 episodes!

Don’t leave the room anymore —
the room is your only familiar pension,
and even this trash will satisfy you,
especially when beyond these walls lies neither Europe nor Asia —
only hopelessness.

While we can’t afford bread and make imaginary soup,
the European family rejects us — and we are doomed?
Young potential will be choked in slavery by a neo-feudal capitalist
and sink into the mud at the airport doors.

Don’t leave the room.
Fight your panic,
and you’ll realize that to have a "geographic tongue"
you must be an idiot.
You’ll become as “functional”
as a 5 AM tutorial
on how to give a paperclip more features.

You’ll understand that wanting to live here
requires idiocy,
when the only escape is self-employment abroad,
when you can’t earn more than 20 lari,
when hunger is real,
when education is a privilege, not a right,
when self-expression is propaganda,
while real propaganda distorts our reality,
when artists die not of “cultural starvation”
but of literal hunger.

So...
Don’t leave the room,
until you start acting!

• Playwright & Director: Ketevan Samkharadze

• Cast: Anka Didmanidze, Salome Esadze, Aniko Shurgaia, Luka Chibukhaiya, Nika Japaridze

• Sound: Zuka Tsukhishvili

• Choreography: Archprincess

• Videographer: Mariam Gilashvili

• Designer: Tamar Samkharadze

• Make-up artist: Giorgi Klaini

The performance features music by Bazo Jikidze & Tornike Japhiashvili, "Blue Trio", and Madonna.
Age restriction: 14+